What better way to connect with your kids than laughing together! Here are our Top 10 tot-friendly jokes, guaranteed to get a chuckle.
1. What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
-A Dino-Snore
2. How do you make a tissue dance?
-You put a little boogie in it!
3. Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
-He felt a little crumby.
4. What did the left eye say to the right eye?
-Between me and you, something smells
5. How does the man in the moon get his haircut?
-He clips it! (eclipse it)
6. What did one egg say to the other?
-You crack me up
7. Why is 6 afraid of 7?
-Because 7 ate (8) nine
8. Why did the melon jump into the lake?
-Because he wanted to be a watermelon
9. What did the blanket say to the bed?
-I've got you covered
10. What do you call a fairy that won't take a bath?
-Stinkerbell
Oh, these get me every time! Hope you enjoy them as much as we do. My three year old likes to tell the jokes and my two year old chimes in, on cue, with a solid "Wakka Wakka" Fozzy the Bear style. Good times!
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